Von Claudia Shannon

Actually Terrible Things that Happen At "Fat Camp"

The camp I attended had campers of all ages from seven (yes, seven!) to 17. On the first day, we were weighed and measured in order to track our pr...

How to Dry Hump Like The Horny Adult You Are

â€œMany people dry hump when theyâ€™re younger, and then stop or only use it in foreplay as they get older because they wrongfully assume itâ€™s a ...

Why "Living in The Moment" is Bad Advice

Are you living today to give your tomorrow-self something to build off? Living for the past is really living in the present. Itâ€™s realizing thatâ...

Penis Waxing is Apparently a Thing and Yes, it Hurts

Donâ€™t wax your own penis unless youâ€™re a professionalâ€¦ penis waxing person? We donâ€™t know what the official job title is, but we do know yo...

How Long Can Scabies Live in a Mattress?

Scabies is a skin condition caused by human mites called Sarcoptes scabiei. For mattresses and other items that canâ€™t be put in the washing machi...

Guide to Snakebite Piercings: More Than Just Lip Service

Youâ€™re sticking a bit of f*cking metal through your flesh. A detailed browse through piercing culture blogs and subreddits suggests it hurts more...

Genius Ways to Up Your Chili Game All Year Long

Try swapping 1/3 of the beef for ground pork or Italian sausage (hot or sweet both work) for a richer, more complex flavor, recommends Clare Langan...

Strange History and Evolution of McDonalds Hamburglar

Thatâ€™s why Ronald McDonald finally got the foil he deserved in 1971, with the emergence of the Hamburglar, a Zorro-like crusader who would stop a...

Dear Apartment Newbs, Please Stop Making These Design Mistakes

Heâ€™s gay for a good Aestheticâ„¢ and loves teaching others how to make their home a reflection of who they are. But when I put it in front of the...